i’d kill myself if there was no older men
i couldn’t be happy in a world without sexy semi-grey haired guys in their 40s
unless you are 40+ i cannot find u sexual at all.
i guess i would become a lesbian
more benefits to being a cat
- loved at any weight
- its not weird if you’re awake in the middle of the night
- people believe you when you say the gender of a cat no matter what it looks like
- no one judges you for not showering or leaving the house
- you can just leave in the middle of an interaction
- no deadlines or bills
- not expected to wear clothing
- not cold if naked
- if you do wear clothing you will be considered 500% cute no matter what
- cute whiskers
- super flexible
Lisa Simpson, The Simpsons, 1991.
Here, I fixed this scene from “Bread and Circuses” for you Tumblr types.
I get stressed out and worried over things very, very easily - but my boyfriend always brings me back down to earth by reminding me that things aren’t always as bad as they may seem in my head. ( / w \ ) It’ll be alright!!