pastured:

i’d kill myself if there was no older men

i couldn’t be happy in a world without sexy semi-grey haired guys in their 40s

unless you are 40+ i cannot find u sexual at all.

i guess i would become a lesbian

knowledgeandlove:

videohall:

Husky dog performs her overly dramatic death trick.

I’ve wasted fifteen minutes of my life watching this 8 second long video. 

zemmer:

more benefits to being a cat

  • loved at any weight
  • its not weird if you’re awake in the middle of the night
  • people believe you when you say the gender of a cat no matter what it looks like
  • no one judges you for not showering or leaving the house
  • you can just leave in the middle of an interaction
  • no deadlines or bills
  • not expected to wear clothing
  • not cold if naked
  • if you do wear clothing you will be considered 500% cute no matter what
  • cute whiskers
  • tail
  • super flexible

(Source: actualanimevillain)

sandandglass:

Lisa Simpson, The Simpsons, 1991.

classictrek:

Here, I fixed this scene from “Bread and Circuses” for you Tumblr types.

Hehe.

rick-sanchez:

enoshima-junko:

this is one of the best vines i’ve seen in the last while

OH MY GOD WHAT

(Source: enoshima-junko)

solar-citrus:

I get stressed out and worried over things very, very easily - but my boyfriend always brings me back down to earth by reminding me that things aren’t always as bad as they may seem in my head.  ( / w \ )  It’ll be alright!!

ars-hermetica:

Well god damn. 

ars-hermetica:

Well god damn. 

(Source: davebear9a)